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Artsy Dweeb Reviews “Bone Tomahawk”

Artsy Dweeb Reviews “Bone Tomahawk”

April 3, 2020

In the Old West, a sheriff (Kurt Russell), his deputy (Richard Jenkins), a gunslinger (Matthew Fox), and a cowboy (Patrick Wilson) embark on a mission to rescue three people from a savage group of cave dwellers.


The film is about a small-town sheriff (Russell) who leads a posse into a desolate region to rescue two townspeople who were abducted by a cannibalistic Native American clan.


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Artsy Dweeb Reviews “Midsommar”

Artsy Dweeb Reviews “Midsommar”

March 28, 2020

The hills are alive with the sound of cults and May Queens!!   Join us this week on a review of Ari Aster’s film, Midsommer, for a creepy-ass trip to Sweden! newhorizon Midsommar Movie Poster 17'' x 25'' NOT A ...

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A couple travels to Sweden to visit a rural hometown's fabled mid-summer festival. What begins as an idyllic retreat quickly devolves into an increasingly violent and bizarre competition at the hands of a pagan cult.

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Edited by Kurt Schmierer

Artsy Dweeb Reviews “47 Meters Down: Uncaged”

Artsy Dweeb Reviews “47 Meters Down: Uncaged”

March 20, 2020

What’s better than a shark attack movie?   Why blind sharks in a cave groping around for their next teenage meal!   Listen as the greatest predator on earth is relegated to being a blind, toothy albino tube of stupid; bumping its way through caves in search of a snack!

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Hostess: Artsy Dweeby Morgan Robinson

Edited: Kurt Schmierer

Artsy Dweeb Reviews “A Cure For Wellness”

Artsy Dweeb Reviews “A Cure For Wellness”

March 6, 2020

Are you ready for the most bat shit crazy ride of your life?!   Well strap on your acid goggles and jump into the pool of crazy that is ‘ A Cure For Wellness’!   You’ll never look at hot men in lab coats the same way again, I promise!


A Wall Street stockbroker (Dane DeHaan) travels to a remote location in the Swiss Alps to retrieve his company's CEO (Harry Groener) from an idyllic but mysterious wellness center. He soon suspects that the miraculous treatments are not what they seem. His sanity is tested when he unravels the spa's terrifying secrets and finds himself diagnosed with the same curious illness that keeps all of the guests there longing for a cure.
Release dateFebruary 16, 2017 (GA)
Box office26.6 million USD
Budget40 million USD
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Artsy Dweeb Reviews “Doctor Sleep”

Artsy Dweeb Reviews “Doctor Sleep”

February 27, 2020

If you ever wanted to see Danny Torrence take on The Overlook Hotel, then Doctor Sleep is the movie for you! You’ll be treated to a psychotic Irish Woman who eats people, child murder(always fun!), and a drunken hobo who finds the inner strength to destroy his inner demons!

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Artsy Dweeb Reviews “Kingdom Come Deliverance”

Artsy Dweeb Reviews “Kingdom Come Deliverance”

February 21, 2020

Don your armor and take up your sword on this review of Kingdom Come; Deliverance!
Discover all the things that made the Dark Ages such a joyful place to live! Such as Syphilis, rampant food poisoning, bath wenches and life as a Franciscan Monk!

Kingdom Come: Deliverance is an action role-playing video game developed by Warhorse Studios and published by Deep Silver for Microsoft Windows, PlayStation 4 and Xbox One in 2018. It is set in the medieval Kingdom of Bohemia, an Imperial State of the Holy Roman Empire, with a focus on historically accurate content.

Artsy Dweeb Reviews Preston & Child’s “Crooked River”

Artsy Dweeb Reviews Preston & Child’s “Crooked River”

February 14, 2020

What do disembodied feet, military experiments, Florida and Mexico all have in common?
Why, the new Pendergast novel by Douglas Preston and Lincoln Child, that’s what! Listen in on this exhilarating review of Crooked River!

Appearing out of nowhere to horrify the quiet resort town of Sanibel Island, Florida, dozens of identical, ordinary-looking shoes float in on the tide and are washed up on the tropical beach–each one with a crudely severed human foot inside.

Called away from vacation elsewhere in the state, Agent Pendergast reluctantly agrees to visit the crime scene–and, despite himself, is quickly drawn in by the incomprehensible puzzle. An early pathology report only adds to the mystery. With an ocean of possibilities confronting the investigation, no one is sure what happened, why, or from where the feet originated. And they desperately need to know: are the victims still alive?

In short order, Pendergast finds himself facing the most complex and inexplicable challenge of his career: a tangled thread of evidence that spans seas and traverses continents, connected to one of the most baffling mysteries in modern medical science. Through shocking twists and turns, all trails lead back to a powerful adversary with a sadistic agenda and who–in a cruel irony–ultimately sees in Pendergast the ideal subject for their malevolent research.

Artsy Dweeb Reviews  “Red Dead Redemption 2″

Artsy Dweeb Reviews “Red Dead Redemption 2″

February 6, 2020

Saddle up your horse and get ready for the ride of your life with the ArtsyDweebs review of Red Dead Redemption 2! Learn all about pimping out your pony, tuberculosis, and why “I have a plan” is the most annoying catchphrase of the twentieth century!

Artsy Dweeb Reviews Disney’s live action “Lion King”

Artsy Dweeb Reviews Disney’s live action “Lion King”

February 4, 2020

Take a trip to Pride Rock, in this review of Disney’s ‘The Lion King’, by The ArtsyDweeb. Why does Disney keep rebooting already awesome original content, instead of going for something new? No freaking clue!

Artsy Dweeb Reviews Pendergast Series by Douglas Preston and Lincoln Child

Artsy Dweeb Reviews Pendergast Series by Douglas Preston and Lincoln Child

January 29, 2020

Jump on the crazy train with The ArtsyDweeb as she talks about her 15-year obsession with the Pendergast Novels, by Douglas Preston and Lincoln Child. The ulterior motive, of course, is to turn others to the dark side with a little Penderpimping!

This is the list of the Pendergast Series, by Douglas Preston and Lincoln Child.   They are in order by publication date. While you CAN read these books as you please.  There are some that are a unit within the series, and I’d suggest that they are read together.  



*The Cabinet of Curiosities 

*Still Life With Crows

*Brimstone(Diogenes Series 1)

*Dance of Death(Diogenes Series 2)

The Book of the Dead(Diogenes Series 3)

*The Wheel of Darkness

*Cemetery Dance

*Fever Dream(Helen Series 1

*Cold Vengeance(Helen Series 2)

*Two Graves(Helen Series 3)

*White Fire

*Blue Labyrinth

*Crimson Shore

*The Obsidian Chamber

*City of Endless Night

*Verses for the Dead

*Crooked River(upcoming this February 4th)

Now if you listened to my podcast, you’ll remember that I mentioned some favorites in this series.  While I believe that ALL the Pendergast books are great, and have their own appeal. There are a few that have a special place in my heart! 

The Cabinet of Curiosities is my favorite novel in this series, and for a few reasons.  One is that it was the first book in the series I read! Creepy experiments by a mad scientist, the serum for immortality, bodies excavated out of the ruins of an old building, with their spines severed??  What’s not to love? Oh, and it also includes a very strong heroine at the side of our favorite FBI agent!

White Fire is next on my favorites list.  I gotta tell you, I love me some cannibalism!  And this book is chock full of it. Throw in a little Arthur Conan Doyle, mercury poisoning and a Colorado town full of rich families with secrets and Voila!  A beautiful recipe for disaster!

Crimson Shore belongs on my list of top threes for this series, and here’s why.   A creepy town in New England with ties to the Witch Trials, good. A shipwreck filled with victims, and a body found in a lighthouse cellar?? Great!  A Lovecraftian creature running around evading our favorite Agent? Amazing. Storytelling at its very best.

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